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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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cutesecrets:

 

cutesecrets:

 

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

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a-fictional-vaudeville:

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

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thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

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yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

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parynormal:

how about you turn your phone off and turn me on??

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